Sunday, January 16, 2005

Homosexuality and Halitosis

We could not imagine people flying airplanes into buildings but nevertheless it has been revealed through Freedom of Information that in 1994 we did think of something imaginative. During a brainstorming session, the idea of spreading homosexuality through a kind of aphrodisiac was suggested as a way of combating an enemy. This sick and twisted idea accompanied another idea that was thought of. The creation of severe and lasting halitosis was suggested, too, as a way to sniff out the enemy. Another idea was to spray the enemy so that stinging and biting bugs, rodents, and larger animals would be attracted. None of these ideas were ever employed and we should all be happy for that. This brainstorming session had to have been a waste of federal dollars. Our country fifty years ago would not have ever thought of using techniques such as these to fight the enemy. But the whole idea nowadays is to fight nonlethally. Yet, who wants to be a soldier whose weapons are halitosis and homosexuality? Something tells me army recruits may stop joining if they had to fire something other than a rifle. These "tactics" may strike you as funny. I think of it as a serious indication that some people in America do not deserve the right to power because they aren't focused on reality.