An Elephant Never Forgets? Or a Donkey Feels Duped?

BUSH: UH...I made mistakes?

AT LEAST HALF OF AMERICA: Yes.


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KERRY: I voted for the authorization of Iraq before I voted against it.

AMERICANS: What?

KERRY: Yes, see... It looked like a good idea but then Bush abused it.

AMERICANS: That makes no sense. You should've known that he would mislead America.

KERRY: Oops...So I don't have an eye for corruption.